10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway