10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Welcome to kicker school