10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is for loners.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.