10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!