10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.