10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.