10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.