10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.