10 Random Poker Quotes

"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob