10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "No river, no fish."