10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.