10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!