10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- im going to 2 out you to death