10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."