10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake