10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.