10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.