10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha