10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.