10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob