10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "No river, no fish."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth