10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.