10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders