10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek