10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)