10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.