10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.