10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.