10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.