10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."