10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.