10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.