10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."