10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.