10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom