10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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