10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)