10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill