10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd