10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.