10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "No river, no fish."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Those eggs smell delicious!