10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.