10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger