10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers