10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters