10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio