10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe