10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen