10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth