10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo